Come and listen to a story about a man named Jack
A poor spinal surgeon, barely kept dural sacs intact,
Then one day he was looking for his pa…
And up through the woods came a smokey cloud of Aiighh!!

Smoke that is, black smoke, Meanie-head.

Well the first thing you know ol Jack’s lookin’ for a gun,
Kate and Charlie said “Jack you’d better run!”
Said “Californy is the place you gotta go back!”
So they loaded up the boat and sailed to LA X.

Los Angeles, Swimmin pools, Oxycodone.

Well now its time to say good by to Jack and all his friends.
And John Locke says thanks to all you folks fer droppin in.
You’re all invited back a gain to this island paradise
To have a helpin of Desmond’s  MacCutcheon’s on ice

Drinkin’ that is. turn the key, save the world.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?.

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